Ready to make contact? Fantastic.
My primary e-mail address is lemon @ this very website. So keep that in mind. But, to make contact a bit easier on you, I've given you some options.
Write a letter to Lemon the old fashioned way: by using a form on website! Writing to Lemon has never been easier, just click above, enter in your name, e-mail, and message, and hit send! There's not even a CAPTCHA message... for now. Let's see if I'm forced to put one up later.
Like writing letters, but hate writing? Let The FeedbackBot® do the work for you! Simply pick the selections that fits your mood, type in your name, and hit the send button! That's it! Then you can spend your time curing diseases, or whatever it is you do that's so damn important you can't write a letter.
Lemon's phone number is 460-5151 (in the 612 area code). Again, something for your records, but through the miracles of technology, you can give him a call through this very website. Click above, and you can start yappin'.
That widget you see over there to the right will call me for you. Just click it, enter in your name and phone number, and your phone will start ringing. Then my phone will start ringing. What'll happen after that? Only one way to find out.